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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Never Thought I'd See The Day!

I never thought I'd See the day that Chapman would curl my hair! I bought a hair wand, because I wanted to have Taylor Swift Curls! I was having trouble reaching the back of my head! So I went to find one of my sisters to curl my hair... but they were all out side so Chapman was the first sibling I could find. I begged him to curl my hair. He tried doing every gross thing in the book to make me change my mind about wanting him to curl my hair(I will spare you the gory details).... I didn't relent I kept begging (I really wanted Taylor Swift Curls.) Then Miracle of Miracles he stood up and came to my room I showed him how to wrap hair around the wand. (Its easy... obviously because he was able to do it!) and that bad boy curled this whole head of hair! I couldn't believe it!
Now if you were looking for a new hair stylist Chapman is confident he is now the best hair dresser ever and Im sure he would be thrilled to style your hair too! ;)

BAD PERM EXPERIENCE!

This is how you know you might not know how to do a perm. 1. You have to ask your co-worker who is also your boss if you roll a perm on wet or dry hair. (The answer is wet) 2. you get the top of the 90 year old clients shirt wet while washing her hair because she is to old to get her neck back in the shampoo bowl. 3. You ask your boss to demonstrate a curl for you just to remind you(cough) of how its done. He kindly points out that the roller set rods you were about to use are not perm rods and kindly fetches the perm rods for you. These are Roller set rods.
These are Perm Rods. Notice they have a little rubber band across back to secure them to hair.
4. After boss demonstrates 13 curls he hands it over to you and in the time it took him to get 13 rods in you manage to get 3 poorly wrapped ones in. 5. Boss sees you struggling, gives advice. You whisper in a panicked moaning sort of way, I CANT DO THIS! Boss kindly takes over and rolls whole perm! (Also imagine client, who is 90 has a 50 year old daughter who is watching you miserably fail in doing all this) 6. You go to wash out perm old lady who all ready cant get her neck back in the bowl definitely cant with an inch of perm rods on the back of her head. but before you realize she is not back in the bowl her WHOLE BACK is WET! I dont mean ran through the sprinkler wet.
I mean you stood under one of those HUGE water buckets at the water park and it dumped on you, WET!
7. You try to dry it with towels you try to hide it before boss sees.... boss sees. (Great! As if you have not all ready made an idiot of your self!) He calmly says ok just blow dry her shirt some and style her up! EMBARRASSING!!! 8. You start to blow dry her shirt. Boss decides he could do a better job grabs dryer and works on it himself! You stand there awkwardly while 50 year old daughter watches all this. 9. You style her up it looks as good as a 90 year old's perm can look and she leaves(with a still drenched shirt). The end. This is how you know you might be in trouble. When a 90 year old woman walks into the salon for you to give her a perm....

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Day 6 - Someone Who Does Not Live In Your Country

I went to Africa in June on a mission trip. While we were there we had to go pick up our interpreter. We were told not to believe him when he introduced him self because he would probably try to tell us he was a "A trucker from Tennessee." This is Bitton! He lives in Zambia, Africa.
During our 2 week stay in Africa we became very fond of Bitton. He always kept us laughing One Day he told us he was a cook in Georgia. Another day he told us he was a Cow Boy from Chicago! (Cant you see it now, "Bitton the African Cow Boy galloping on his horse straight down the main road of the Windy City!")
He also tried to convince us he was from China.... Then he would pretend to speak in Chinese. His face would get all scrunched up and he would utter some noises that sounded something like "Whang Wee Wahh" This of course kept us in stitches.
Look at Bitton looking all Debonair in the above picture... Dont let him have you fooled! ;) One night when we were around the camp fire one of the girls said to another, "I Love you Lilly!" Bitton then said "No you cant love Lilly only Joe(Lilly's husband) can love Lilly!" We all just laughed at him and then each went around the circle and in defiance to Bitton expressed our love for Lilly. He would just shake his head. Then it really backfired on him and Alli said to Bitton "I love you Bitton." Bitton slowly looked up at her. And you could see it in his eyes he didn't want to be rude but he also knew she was messing with him so after looking at her a second he simply replied "Thank You."
Needless to say. "I MISS BITTON!"

Monday, September 9, 2013

Day 5 - 3 Things You Like About Your Personality

1. I am easy going, go with the flow, pretty even headed, I don't get my feathers ruffled at the drop of a hat.
2. 2. I am determined. I can and will set my mind to something and get it done.
3. I am A GIRLY GIRL!!!!!!!!! Sparkles, Pink, Lip Stick, Dresses, Princesses!

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Day 4 - 25 Things To Do Before My Next Birthday

1. Hold a new born baby 2. Make at least 3 recipes I found on Pinterest 3. Make at least 3 crafts I pinned on Pinterest 4. Finish writing in 1000 gifts Journal 5. Read a book about The Confederate and Union Army 6. Read a book about Robert E. Lee 7. Read a book about Martin Luther King 8. Memorize who all the presidents were in order 9. See Hunter Hayes 10. Pray for a stranger 11. Stand in public and sing a song very loudly 12. Dress up in ball gowns with friends and go out to eat. 13. Go bowling 15. Finish my 2013 scrap book 16. Learn to type faster so I don't resort to pecking 17. Get a massage 18. Go to Fire House Of Praise for a worship service 19. Be prepared to run my Marathon 20. Visit Bailey at college 21. Go on a hike 22. See Hunger Games 2 23. Memorize a book of the Bible 24. Give 25. Persue with passion my relationship with my Savior